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Joke of the Day

"There are 2 kinds of programmers Those who understand pointers and Segmentation fault (core dumped)"

"Snooker is like sex. The pink is more valuable than the brown."

"MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend dear. Fall down when she hits you."

"Did you hear about the time Hitler and Stalin shared an apartment? It turns out that their landlord was the lessor to two evils."

"Robin Williams joke from Bicentennial Man A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, ""Make me one with everything."""

"It's not called PowerRamble. It's called PowerPoint, so please get to one."

"Cop: we know you're in there. Me in a French accent: I am not ere, I am in France. Cop: when will you be back? Me: je ne comprends pas"

"Its poor! But, What happens when Supper stars fart in public? lol"

"What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved."

"I haven't been able to find my girlfriend for months, but I'll never forget the last thing she told me... She said ""I don't give blowjobs."" To be honest I haven't looked that hard."