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Joke of the Day
"What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved."
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"I've just been reading a book all about lubricant... It's a fantastic piece of non-friction."
"What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill? A $100 bill makes change"
"My crush's ex-boyfriend was into wearing diapers I asked her best friend what she likes in a guy. She said, ""Depends..."""
"An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. But a tooth is worth half an eye, so an eye for two teeth also works, if you're out of eyes."
"Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon? He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal."
"Where do white supremacists go shopping? KKK-Mart."
"ISIS is now engaged in amphibious warfare... They started killing frogs"
"I got pizza grease on my newspaper today And thought I'd developed x-ray vision."
"6 was jealous about other kids getting notes in their lunches, so I put one in his: ""Sorry, I ate your pudding. Love, Dad."""