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Joke of the Day

"Hey, man. You used no capital letters and only one exclamation point to wish me happy birthday on Facebook. Is everything okay at home?"

"What is the best part about having sex with 23 year olds? There's 20 of them. (Works better in person)"

"I told my wife I was making venison for dinner.. She said ""oh, deer"""

"Why did the blind lady fall into a well? She didn't see that well."

"I recently switched to an all Middle Eastern diet and can't say I recommend it I falafel."

"Never trust an atom they make up everything"

"drank a Mike's Hard Lemonade & crashed my dirt bike into a mailbox RT @McDonalds Good morning! How was your weekend?"

"Why is legislation never passed by horses? Large number of neigh votes."

"They told me that finishing last in the marathon is nothing to be ashamed of. Its completing the event that's important. Nevertheless, that didn't make my gangbang experience any better."

"Why are men the best chefs? Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months."