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Joke of the Day

"I don't want Hillary to become the first f president. Whoops, meant to say female but the ""emale"" got deleted!"

"Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem."

"What do you call a person who farts in private? A private tutor"

"It seems like I only have sex with girls in high heels... Probably because the ones in tennis shoes run too fast."

"Apparently there is a way to permanently remove memories But I forgot it."

"What do ""Damn Daniel"" and pedophiles have in common? They both have white vans"

"Randomly screaming and moaning in agony is a great way to get a seat by yourself on a packed bus."

"Squirrels are just rats who blow dry their tails."

"What should you do when life gives you melons? Get tested for dyslexia."

"When someone picks up your call after 3 or 4 rings you should know they were seriously contemplating letting you go to voicemail"