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Joke of the Day

"I don't want Hillary to become the first f president. Whoops, meant to say female but the ""emale"" got deleted!"

"I heard they were gonna make a movie about Michael Jackson It was gonna be titled ""50 Shades of Black""."

"Everyone on here complains about ""the hivemind"" and ""circlejerk"" ruining the site I don't get it, it's not like it's Comcast or anything?"

"TLC launching new spin-off Josh Duggar retrospective series.... ""15 and Mounting""."

"What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft? 200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)"

"What do vegetarian worms eat?? Linda Mcartney"

"[Clean] You can tell that someone is not from an English speaking country if... ...if their phone's personal dictionary is full of people's names."

"What do you call someone with no shins? Tony"

"Password My pass is ""incorrect"" so when ever i forget my password it tells me your password is incorrect"

"What idiot called it Oktoberfest instead of Octo-Bar?"