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Joke of the Day

"My Facebook persona did not sleep well last night."

"Jared from subway You know, if Jared from Subway goes to prison, he is still going to have an unlimited amount of foot longs."

"Do you know why the people in ambulances are called paramedics? because there are two of them in the ambulance...it's a Pair O' Medics!!!"

"Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back."

"What's it called when a cow kills itself? Mooicide ...Okay, fine, I'll leave..."

"""Why your stomach is so big""...""I had a baby"" ... for lunch."

"Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger? His finger was up his nose."

"Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone? Because all his genes were hand me downs."

"Whats the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!"

"I found out the other day my sister was arrested for bestiality Well, just call me a monkey's uncle.... Credit to Stewart Francis"