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Joke of the Day

"Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he got the gas bill."

"The Doctor was puzzled ""I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble Mahoney. I think it must be drink. "" ""Don't worry about it Dr. Kelley I'll come back when you're sober."""

"What was the pedophile's favourite drink? The milkshake, because it brought all the boys to his yard"

"Once this cunning guy had a drum but a real problem with it A conundrum some might say."

"Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm? It was the pot calling the cattle back."

"5 scientists out of 6 say that russian roulette is safe"

"Stupid seal at the zoo would not sing ""kiss by a rose."" REFUND!"

"Terrible one-liner I came up with while on autopilot at work. I'm not saying I'm a sex guru, but I know most of the ins and outs"

"My doctor told me during my physical that I needed to stop masturbating When i asked him why, he said ""because I'm trying to give you a physical!"""

"What's the difference between a Priest and Pimples? Pimples don't come on your face until you're at least 13."