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Joke of the Day
"No thanks private caller, I don't even answer the phone when I know who it is"
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"What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red? Trans-ginger."
"America is converting to metric units... inch by inch."
"That whole Ray Rice elevator incident... took him to the lowest level."
"I knew she was about to say something intelligent because she began with, ""You once told me..."""
"When Tom Cruise is driving, he says ""Now in Cruise Control!"" with this stupid smirk on his face even when there's no one else in the car."
"My bowel is upset. Must be full of shit."
"I learned how to yodel -Knock knock. --Who's there? -Yoda lady. --Yoda lady who? -Good job yodeling!"