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Joke of the Day

"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his cock out of the chicken."

"[Troy in the olden times] ""WTF is that?"" A wooden horse ""It's not full of soldiers is it?"" [from in horse] JUST TAKE IT INSIDE & HAVE A LOOK"

"the craziest thing about today's story where a bear attacked a 12 year old girl jogging in her neighborhood is WHY IS A 12 YEAR OLD JOGGING"

"I care about how girls feel. The firmer the better."

"How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin? You have to take the Third Reich."

"Prostitute+McDonalds Going to Mc'Donalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug."

"What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro? Zikachu."

"When I order delivery online and there's a ""Notes"" box I put ""Ring bell, Cross moat, SLAY DRAGON"" *Puts on dragon costume *Waits in bushes"

"What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !"

"Two fish were in a tank. One says, you man the main cannon, I'll drive."