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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his cock out of the chicken."
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"What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand? quattro sink-o"
"So an introvert throws a party for introverts... Needless to say there was a shortage of corners in the house."
"Autocorrect changed Friend to Fiend but sleeping with a Fiend with Benefits is actually a little more exhilarating"
"All it takes is a ""food dreadful, service poor"" Yelp review to get your mother-in-law to stop inviting you to Sunday dinner."
"My phone's autocorrect would like to wish everyone a happy Palestine Day."
"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care."
"My telethon to raise money for starving children in Africa was a huge flop. I didn't know the TV added 10 pounds. Those kids looked fine. :("
"Mom told meh to not waist my food She said we were gonna have to 'tighten our belts' around here."
"What disease do basement dweller mosquitos give you? M'laria"