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Joke of the Day
"What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro? Zikachu."
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"What do you call an epileptic puppy? Kibbles 'n Fits."
"Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor."
"Where does a guru get his sandwiches? New Delhi"
"How do you reuse toilet paper? You stick it in some water and boil the shit out of it."
"A salmon that jumps on the hook for ya http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdAoQvqh7eY"
"Drinking non-alcohol beer is like to eat out your own sister: the same taste but something is wrong"
"I have a real super power of stopping bullets with my face... once."
"Knock knock Who's there? Dexter Dexter, who? Dexter halls with boughs holly!"
"What do Greek soccer players wear? Soccer tee's"