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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!"

"TIFU by reading a TIFU I forgot they're always horrible. Tl;dr: TIFU = bad"

"I hate when I lose an argument and then seventeen years later I think up a witty come back."

"A termite walks into a bar... And asks, ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"<--------- This guy can't think of anything to tweet so he's gone & done a cute little arrow & pointed it at his Avi with a funny comment."

"""i would like to propose a toast"" - slice of bread"

"""Take it from the top, but do it a bit more boring and awful this time."" --Coldplay's Producer"

"How did Jesus get those sexy messiah abs? He did crossfit."

"Today's episode of Wheel of Fortune has been cancelled because Jesus took the wheel."

"Scientists proved that cows don't give us meat and milk. We just take it from them!"