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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses? Hippocampus!"

"A children's museum SOUNDS like a good idea... ...but I would imagine it's hard to breathe inside those little glass cases."

"When Chinese audiences see movies based on toys... ...they probably think ""Hey look! It's those toys we made!"""

"*emergency room* NURSE: ""we're losing him!"" DOCTOR [pouring like a lot of buckets of ice water on his head]: ""IM WORKING AS FAST AS I CAN"""

"(in a rowboat with 6 starving people) ""I think you mean ""WHOM should we eat first"""

"What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other? A caterpillar"

"A group of feminists deciede to have a picnic... But nobody made any sandwhiches"

"I work for the world's biggest NanoTechnology company We're not very good"

"If I could time-travel, forget killing baby Hitler. I'd go back to use every come back I ever thought of 10 minutes too late."

"When I was little I asked God for a bike. He didn't deliver so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness instead."