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Joke of the Day

"Who's a bitch? PinkShine"

"The biggest lie told on the internet 'I have read and understand the terms and conditions'"

"How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars."

"Does anyone have a good joke about essays/paper writing I can use?"

"Your daughter seems to have nice boyfriends. They all seem to be involved in community service."

"What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason."

"Why did the phone keep walking into the wall? It lost its contacts."

"My kid started doing this annoying preteen whiny voice and now I can turn my head all the way around like the exorcist."

"I should go outside and enjoy the amazing weather but my computer cord isn't long enough."

"So, if 4 out of 5 people suffer some medical condition, does that mean the other 1 person enjoys it?"