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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !"

"Knock knock joke Knock knock Whos there Broken Pencil Broken Pencil who Never mind...its pointless!"

"What are the most common 3 words used all around the world? Made in China."

"There's no such thing as the funny bone... But I heard the upper arm is quite humerus."

"If she boasts how adult coloring is therapeutic and has made her more tolerant and patient Hide her markers And wait..."

"Isn't it annoying when someone sits next to you in an empty cinema? I didn't think so but that's what my new best friend is telling security"

"[hospital] ""Did my dad make it, doctor?"" Billy, your dad's in a better place now. [crying] ""HE'S DEAD?"" Haha no, he went to Disney World."

"Does anyone know a cure for excessive ear wax. If you do, please give me a shout."

"Joke about the word joke There has to be one, there's a joke about everything, but I just can't find it, do any of you know a good joke or pun about the word joke?"

"""Balls!"" cried the queen. ""If I had two I'd be king!"" The king laughed. He had to."