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Joke of the Day

"[hospital] ""Did my dad make it, doctor?"" Billy, your dad's in a better place now. [crying] ""HE'S DEAD?"" Haha no, he went to Disney World."

"[NSFW] I always create female characters in third person shooter games Because if I am spending hours looking at someone else's back that should be a female."

"A fascist walks into a bar.. he orders 1 strong liter."

"Kids today will never know the joy of being selected to go outside to dust the erasers."

"What did the hammer say to the drill? You're too boring."

"That Awkward Moment when you find something hilarious, but nobody else does."

"What does the nosey pepper do? Get jalapeno business!"

"I wanted to share a joke about my asian daughter... but it's just not good enough."

"A Short History Lesson The old missionaries who arrived in the West Indies were the cannibals first taste of Christianity"

"TIFU by whipping the wrong person at the BDSM club. Whoops, wrong sub."