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"Perms are just rad skateparks for lice."
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"Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge? Ghouldilocks."
"PREGNANT LADY DOUCHING JOKE (OC) Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5? She wanted to chanel her inner child"
"Solving constipation How do you solve constipation? Rape."
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? French onion soup."
"How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl? They'll tell you"
"Why do gay people like math? Because of *bi*nomials!"
"What's a lawyer's favourite pastry? Suet"
"STICK BUG WIFE: We can't seem to get pregnant DOC: Well, we ran numerous tests... STICK BUG WIFE: ...and? DOC: Your husband's an actual stick"
"No musician has vision impairments All of them should know how to C#"