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Joke of the Day
"Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform? So the Marine have something to hold on to."
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"What do vegetarian zombies eat? GRAAAIIIINS"
"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it!"
"Batman : Do you bleed?? Wonderwoman : No Batman : ugh.. You forgot to take the pill again didn't you??"
"Two windmills walk into a bar... They had a good moment. ___________________________ Hopefully there's some engineering joke lovers out there :)"
"What do slutty women and Windows have in common? They're both backwards compatible."
"Don't make me use UPPERCASE."
"The next person to tell me a joke about Indians & call centers is getting beaten to death with my snake charming flute."
"So I was going down on my girlfriend... ...When I tasted horse semen. I then screamed ""So grandma! That's how you died!"""
"[spider confronting me] him: yo did you steal my coat? me: [wearing 8-sleeved coat] no this is mine"