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Joke of the Day

"*Tries to get makeup off* Makeup: I have a boyfriend."

"I'm sad can u paypal me 50$ to spend on shoes"

"There are 6 jurors on the Treyvon Martin trial. I bet they all get on the same cycle from being around each other so much... Dude better hope it isn't that time of the month when the verdict comes in."

"Atheism... ...is a non-prophet organization."

"*petting a dog* So how long have you been blind, officer? *gets arrested*"

"I tried smoking hash the other day... But I couldn't get to corned-beef lit."

"What do you call the space between a Mormon's butthole and balls? a Latter-day taint!"

"What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland? Well for starters the flag is a big plus."

"Want to have a haircut like Jesus? Just ask for the ""What Would Jesus 'Do!"""

"How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer."