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Joke of the Day
"Atheism... ...is a non-prophet organization."
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"What do you call a penis potato? A dictator!"
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"I think money attracts the females you want, struggle attracts the woman you need."
"*wife spends all morning convincing son not to be afraid of the dentist* ""Dad are you coming too?"" Hell no dentists scare the shit out of me"
"INTERVIEWER: ""How would you describe yourself?"" ME: ""Verbally, but I've also prepared a dance."""
"A little boy walked into a police station ""I lost my daddy"" says the boy. ""We'll look for him son, don't worry: what's he like?"" asked the officer. ""Liquor and women."""
"What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach? A barffalo"
"What is long hard and makes you cry. Your cell mate"
"I like my women like I like my drain pipes. Covered in a thin layer of PVC and attached to a wall."