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Joke of the Day
"alcohol has an odd way of revealing who we really are. turns out, I'm batman."
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"How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None... they just shoot the room for being black."
"""Billie Jean"" is probably my favorite song about someone named Billie Jean"
"What do you call a tall buffalo? Buffahigh"
"At the water cooler, just ""accidentally"" splashed my pants to hide some pee. This Christmas, I'll give the office a chocolate fountain."
"Overheard at Starbucks: Man: Would you like to try a pumpkin spice latte? Woman: No. Since Trump came on the scene I am boycotting everything orange."
"If I could have dinner with anyone either alive or dead I would totally choose dead. Because, more food for me then."
"If they cause you to have anxiety & panic attacks the majority of your relationship, move on. In related news, I just broke up with my mom"
"What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!"
"Jews will be celebrating Passover soon... ...to commemorate the day John Stewart was passed over for the spot on the late show."