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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hillary Clinton cross the road? (probably offensive) 9/11"
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"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bar tender for a double entendre... So he gives it to her."
"I like my politicians like I like my men ...I don't like men."
"I hate the Nazis so much They make me goddamned Fuhrious!"
"Mom mom are farts heavy? ""no, son""... ""oh I guess I shit myself then"""
"What's the difference between the bird flu and the the swine flu? For bird flu you need tweetment, for swine flu you need oinkment."
"What Moby Dick's fathers name? Papa Boner"
"Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG? Because they're campers."
"My doctor told me I'm artistic. I have no idea how he could tell."
"What's the Mexican version of the KKK? Que? Que? Que?"