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Joke of the Day
"Some people dream of success, others are awake & work hard at it."
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"Someone told me a story of a mountain climber... It ended with a cliffhanger."
"Want to make sure you don't walk in on anyone masturbating when you get home? Try opening a bag of chips quietly when you get to your street"
"What book do conservative casino workers love? Trump: The Art of the DEAL"
"Fallout (spoiler) I heard Fallout 4 is a real blast from the past..."
"Excuse me waiter, this coffee tastes like mud Yes sir, it's fresh ground!"
"What's long, hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber."
"Why the hate for necromancers?T They're just trying to raise a family."
"What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Beer nuts are $1.29 a bag. Deer nuts are just under a buck."
"(Trump rally) Trump: I'll take questions now. Reporter: How will you fix California's drought? Trump: More water. Crowd: *cheers wildly*"