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Joke of the Day
"What's 12 inches long, stiff, red and purple, and makes women scream? Crib death"
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"As a grown adult man, good luck trying to scare me with anything besides a gun, or common household insects."
"What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel."
"Several ducks were found dead in a playground. Police are suspecting fowl play."
"When someone says ""No Biggie"", I reply with ""not since 97"" and immediately break down crying"
"Why are all German cats dead? They have nein lives."
"Being rich seems convenient."
"Everybody thinks ""The Social Network"" is the best movie about forming a new startup, but they are wrong. The best movie is ""Ghostbusters""."
"My friend is pretty bad at navigation.... It seems he as a latitude problem."
"What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure? A defetus"