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Joke of the Day
"You'll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace"
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"estoy embarazada - Mi amor, estoy embarazada. Que te gustaria que fuera? - Una broma?."
"Give a man fish and you'll feed him for a day...... Give a fish a man and you're probably in the Mafia"
"When guys are best friends it's a bromance. When girls are best friends it's..... Temporary."
"I hate it when I'm on twitter & there isn't a car behind me to honk when the light is green."
"What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat."
"Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough"
"What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet? Chewing gum."
"Leonard Cohen is jamming in heaven with Prince now. Really awkwardly. It's not going well. Their musical styles aren't compatible"
"If the answer to all questions is yes, so why not?"