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Joke of the Day

"Give a man fish and you'll feed him for a day...... Give a fish a man and you're probably in the Mafia"

"Helium walks into a bar The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve noble gases here."" The helium did not react"

"What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs? Pai-Ling"

"I like to make jokes about summarizing stories without context. For example: *...Long story short, my mother isn't allowed to walk on the neighbor's lawn anymore*"

"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it."

"What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song? Cremia River"

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? Roaming Catholic."

"Me and my girlfriend are always sleeping together. I think we both might have a touch of narcolepsy"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !"

"Have you seen the new documentary about white trash? I've only seen the trailer."