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Joke of the Day
"estoy embarazada - Mi amor, estoy embarazada. Que te gustaria que fuera? - Una broma?."
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"Apple is hiring McDonald's employees.... .....Do you want a Dongle with that?"
"""I love to collect big white basketball shoes!!!!"" - someone with the opposite brain of me"
"Like this! How do you fuck up a joke?"
"Why did god invent the yeast infection?(x-post from r/funny) To show women what it's like to live with an irritated cunt."
"Thank you, social media, for sometimes filling the emptiness you've created in our lives."
"Note to self: Take Mila Kunis picture off of vacuum before taking it in for service next time."
"Wanna see new features on your TV that you never knew existed? Let a baby play with the remote for about 12 seconds."
"Muslim women should be our allies... Because they will never suck a cops dick."
"My grandfather died during sex. I still cry when I watch the video."