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Joke of the Day

"Why is Hel great in bed? Because she can *switch stances* ( )"

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"a mute tells a deaf person a joke"
"Why do monks wear the same clothes every day? Because old habits die hard."
"Cum on guys... We seriously need to stop making gay jokes."
"I would never want to join the Boy Scouts of America They're just a bunch of BS"
"Technically, all vehicles are time machines."
"Why doesn't the melon get married? Because it cantaloupe."
"What does a nosey pepper do? Get's jalapeno business!"
"How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? ""With jam in!"" What did he say to his friend who asked for one? ""I hope you like jam in too!"""
"""im a growing boy"" i announce loudly as i push my way to the front of the buffet line at golden corral"