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Joke of the Day
"Why is Hel great in bed? Because she can *switch stances* ( )"
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"A man walks into a library asking for a book... A man walks into a library asking for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian replies, ""Fuck off, you won't return it."""
"Just once I'd like to make it through a game of mini golf without having to smash someone's windshield out with the putter"
"Finding Nemo 3: Nemo's mom isn't dead. Nemo's dad kidnapped Nemo to avoid a custody dispute. Nemo's mom finds them. It's a revenge tale."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb None they'll all beat the room for being black."
"What do you call a kind rock Gneiss"
"Velcro.. ..What a rip off."
"My stepson and his friend are driving around in my car. If he wrecks it, I have insurance. If he plays Nickelback in it, I'll murder him."
"I'm the Nokia phone in a room full of iphones"
"How do you get a nun pregnant? You fuck her."