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Joke of the Day

"A Photon checks in at an airline front counter. Agent says... Sir, do you have any checked baggage?' Photon replies, 'No, I'm travelling light.'"

"People say I am condescending. THAT MEANS I TALK DOWN TO PEOPLE."

"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dicktator!"

"All women really want is to be treated like you treat your iPhone."

"Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys."

"What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile."

"What do gay cows eat? Haaaaayyyy(gay voice)"

"What do you call an Italian whore? A pastatute. I'll see myself out."

"How many animals can you fit into a pair of panty hose? 2 calves, an ass, a beaver, a shitload of hares, 1 camel toe and a fish nobody can find."

"Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? Because she's probably thick and tired of it!"