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Joke of the Day
"Why wont Apple ever make a car? Because it can't have windows in it!!!!"
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"Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but it's not necessary to show it off."
"How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool? ""Please get out of the pool"""
"Kinda scared for 2015 .. Kinda scared for 2015 because 2+0+1+5 is 8. The exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 6 more nipples."
"canadians apologize a lot but i've never heard an apology for canadian bacon. just once i'd like a ""here's your ham. sorry."""
"Harambe walks into a bar... ""What'll you have?"" says the bar tender ""I'll take a shot."" said Harambe"
"How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers? Because I think it makes perfect scents."
"How come does Luke Skywalker does not have a girlfriend? He was looking for love in Alderaan places"
"What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren? British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek."
"How can you tell if a witch is on a diet? Her food is potion-controlled."