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Joke of the Day

"Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend? Because Sharon is Karen."

"ME (a ghost): You know how Bill Nye used to say ""don't try this at home""? Well, I did, and he kicked in the door and shot me in the face."

"I just watched a documentary about ships... ...riveting..."

"Me: I want a hot body. Me: Does absolutely nothing to achieve this."

"TIL %90 of statistics are made up. The other %10 comes after you make a title."

"I don't hold grudges... my father did and I always hated him for it"

"What has happened to common sense these days? Its become nothing but pocket change."

"what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? father's day"

"People on Facebook ""Like"" everything but grammar."

"My girlfriend is now mad at me because I didn't know why she was mad at me."