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"What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !"
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"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed The egg is smoking a cigarette. The chicken turns to the egg and says, well I guess that answers that question."
"Zoo Keeper:""I've lost one of my elephants"" Other Zoo Keeper:""Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"" Zoo Keeper:""Don't be silly he can't read!"""
"When you wish upon a star Makes no difference who you are It's a ball of gas and fire It can't hear you."
"How are children like eggs? They both taste better after you beat them."
"Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon? He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office."
"Test joke I was gonna tell a gay joke butt fuck it"
"What do fishermen say on Halloween? ""Trick-or-trout!"""
"When my evening plans are ruined, I pay it forward by texting ""I'm pregnant"" to random numbers."
"A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck."" Note: This is a bot test"