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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between rape and extortion? How you spell blackmail"
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"A boy walks into confession.... a short commotion later the lad limps back out"
"My password is my pussy Because apparently my dick isn't long enough"
"Today's average 5 yr old can't tie his own shoes & probably still shits his pants, but he'll solve your wireless network problem."
"[Calls an ex] Ex: Hello Me: Remember how you lied about everything Ex: Why are you doing this Me: It's Throwback Thursday"
"Sometimes... when you cry ... no one sees your tears... sometimes... when you are happy... no one sees your smile... But fart just one time..."
"What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow? A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?"
"""Have a seat"" *Turns on video of son eating pizza with a fork and knife.* ""Dad I..."" **Dad puts up hand* ""Please don't call me that."""
"This day in history. 1940. Carbon-14 was discovered, allowing us to estimate the age of organic materials such as wood, leather, and Cher."
"I'm depressive and suicidal, though I have great news! I have terminal cancer! :D"