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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between rape and extortion? How you spell blackmail"

"Today I saw a guy on the street wearing a ""Stop Snitching"" shirt I asked him where he got it. he wouldnt tell me."

"Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone !"

"Last week, I told my grandpa that Amazon is the best place for Christmas shopping. He just called me from Brazil."

"If I could be indestructible for a day, its scary how many sharks I'd make out with."

"New E Sport So there is a doctor in NYC that came down with ebola...he went bowling the night before admittance, created new sport...eboling"

"How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD? It took the bus."

"My congressman just wrote to tell me if I don't re-elect him, whatever-scares-me-most will probably happen. Send money."

"An unsharpened pencil... ...is pointless."

"It's sad that my girlfriend's name is Palmela Handerson"