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Joke of the Day

"It's a fucking frisbee. Stop trying to make a sport out of it."

"My ex would always skip a letter when reciting the alphabet... She never said y"

"I just checked out the new Windows 10 browser. I'm still on the edge to download Google Chrome."

"Why can't you run through camp sites? You can only ran because it's past tents."

"Your Ex asking to be friends after breaking up is like......Kidnappers asking to ""keep in touch"" after letting you go"

"I'm only drinking two beers. Because I have self control and two beers"

"Best internet joke in a long time Frontier Communications"

"I feel like not enough people know about the situation in Yemen It's like no one knows Houthis guys are."

"Never have sex before 20... It can be difficult to perform in front of an audience."

"ME: If home is where the heart is, I guess I live under a canopy of bloody bones. DMV WORKER: I'm not putting that on your license."