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Joke of the Day
"[Dirty] Surveys show ... Nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape."
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"Kids are much like ________, they__________."
"""Mommy mommy in school the kids call me shampoo"" ""Come on Johnson no more tears"""
"How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate? with an en croissant"
"""Alexander's not so Great"" - younger brother, Steve the Ok"
"There was a piece of cake in the fridge with a note on it that said, ""Don't eat me."" Now there's an empty plate and a note, ""I don't take orders from a cake."""
"How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? More guns."
"They said being blind would hinder my chances of becoming a comedian. I don't see them laughing now."
"What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same"
"Gloryholes are like restaurants. The best ones are just holes in the walls."