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Joke of the Day

"CAT: mew ME: indeed, u are correct kitty CAT: mew ME: well said, kitty, well said FRIEND I FORGOT WAS THERE: are u ok...? Emotionally?"

"What is born skinless, flies wingless and sings until it dies? A fart. *dedicated to my dear departed Grandfather who told me this joke almost 40 years ago when I was a kid.*"

"*a jerk tries to punch me but I catch it perfectly in my mouth and swallow him whole like a snake*"

"Whats the diff between EROTIC and KINKY? EROTIC is when you use a feather. KINKY is when you use the whole chicken."

"I hate Housework!!! You do the dishes!! You do the Laundry!! ...and then 6 months later you have to do it all over again!"

"Nothing turns me on more than listening to a woman discussing her diet & what she ate today. Except for everything else in the entire world."

"Why are manhole covers circular? Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte."

"Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box."

"Has mankind ever fallen further short of his potential than ""second verse same as the first?"""

"What is better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ!"