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Joke of the Day

"ALL THE GAYS ON AN ISLAND My brother hates gay people -- hates us. 'We should take all you gays and stick you on an island.' 'Well they have, Frank. We call it Manhattan.'"

"The most annoying thing about being a necrophiliac... Is that your girlfriend never returns your calls."

"What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-Na-Na-Na"

"What's a Pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest and no booty"

"""Will you please stop chasing heavy women?"" ""I am not chasing them...they just happen to land on me and I cant get up."""

"HER: I love sweater weather ME: *holding up an umbrella to protect us from falling sweaters* It's that time of year again already?!"

"A photographer and a mechanic have a child After two long days of searching for the perfect name, they name him Cam."

"Scientists have discovered a drug that can increase a woman's libido 100%. yeah. Its called jewelry."

"What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong? Only one of them made it to the moon."

"Have you ever been to an Istanbul nightclub? I hear they're poppin' and a good place to get wasted!"