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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk"

"Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea? Because they have no Seoul."

"1992: Girls got undressed for their husbands. 1995: Girls got undressed for money. 2012: Girls get undressed for likes on Facebook and Instagram"

"Two condoms walk past a gay bar... One condoms stops and turns to the other: ""Hey. Wanna go in there and get shit-faced?"""

"I went out with a girl the other night who turned out to be really weird I guess the fact that she said she was a communist should have been a big red flag"

"Did you hear about the courier who became a successful comedian? The jokes were nothing special, but his delivery was impeccable."

"Got pulled over while doing calculus in my car last night Cop said I was deriving over the limit."

"There's no point to a dull knife."

"What's the difference between my broken watch and a lesbian? My watch hasn't got a strap on."

"What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean? A good start."