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Joke of the Day
"So Yellow and Green are dating. Why does Yellow hate Red? Because Red Blue Green."
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"30+ and single? There's an app for that. Wait. My mistake. A cat."
"What's a bees favourite flower ? A bee-gonias !"
"How far can you walk into the forest? Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH"
"Now that I have teenagers I understand why some animals eat their young."
"My sister-in-law had a miscarriage Does that raise or lower her kill-death ratio?"
"A feminist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... and I only know this because they won't shut the fuck up about it."
"Who wrote the book The Russian Milkman? Ipul Titsky"
"Most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday Question : What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday? Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D"
"Is that a booger in your nose? No, it's snot."