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Joke of the Day

"Being atheist is like buying a floor model No assembly required."

"Superman: Where's Batman? Wonder Woman: *shrugs* Firestorm: I dunno Green Lantern: ... Superman: Oh shit, we forgot Batman can't fly again!!"

"What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood? Super Barrio Mothers"

"What do you call a pissed off german? Sauerkraut"

"Started a new exercise routine yesterday. So far I've only missed one day"

"If you can't handle me at my drunkest, you don't deserve me when I'm sober."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny."

"What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest The acne waits till your thirteen to cum on your face..."

"My roommate told me my clothes look gay. I told him to have some respect. They just came out of the closet."

"'Cracker' is racist. They should be called Crispy Baked Squares."