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Joke of the Day
"Being atheist is like buying a floor model No assembly required."
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"I'm allergic to chickpeas. Any time I eat them I falafel."
"Why should you never kiss a slutty bird? Because you might get chirpies, which is a canararial disease, but don't worry, it's tweetable."
"Yo momma's so fat, when she butt dials, she makes a conference call"
"If I ever see my wife asleep with her mouth wide open, I seize the opportunity. First I unzip my pants, then I pull out my penis... And then I have sex with her sister."
"Looks like balls = Scrotesque."
"Three stages of a man's life . . . . . Want to stand up Want to stand up Want to stand up"