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Joke of the Day
"I'm allergic to chickpeas. Any time I eat them I falafel."
Next Joke
"There you go again, overusing big words like some kind of tweeting sesquipedalian. Idiot."
"What was the title of the soundtrack to 'The Inconvenient Truth'? Al Gore Rhythms"
"Don't you hate it when you call a plumber and all he does is eat mushrooms and kill your turtles?"
"What did the old man get for his birthday? Cancer."
"I was gonna open a clothing store for midgets... ... but the market was too small."
"What idiot called it the ""Happy Birthday"" song instead of New Age music"
"Your mama is so ugly that when she met Bill Cosby he made her espresso."
"What do you call a musician with a college degree? Night manager at McDonalds."
"Why don't English teachers like parole? They prefer complete sentences."