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Joke of the Day
"What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand? He nuts and bolts."
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"I choose toothpaste NOT recommended by dentists... those sneaky tooth-fiddlers have a lot to gain from promoting one that doesn't work."
"""There is a rumor going around that Facebook is building a cell phone.It's pretty good, except you can only use it to call people you barely remember from high school."""
"After sex, a girl once told me I had a small penis. She was cool, though. She never told any of her friends... She never told anyone. Anything. Ever. Again."
"Sometimes I order Domino's but give them Pizza Hut's address. And when they show up and start fighting, just wait with my mouth open."
"Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus? They always fal-afel off the tight rope."
"What do you name a dog with no legs? It doesn't really matter, he isn't going to Heel anytime soon."
"NSFW I got rejected from a job interview. Apparently, when asked an example you worked well in a team, ""gangbag"" is not an acceptable answer."
"Where's the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? On the psycho path!"
"People are mad because MTV doesn't show music videos. What about Fox News? They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)"