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Joke of the Day
"In Iraq why don't they teach drivers ed and sex ed on the same day? The camel gets too tired."
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"If Nefertiti owned a topless bar which served tea she could have marketed her business with t-shirts. You could call them 'Nefertiti's titties, tease, teas, and tees.' Edit: better grammar/phrasing."
"Have you heard the joke from the kid with short attention-span? He didn't even finish his j---"
"No one cared about leaving children in cars when I was young. I lived in the back of an old Buick with a pack of wild dogs until I was 9."
"A leper walks up to a hooker and says ""keep the tip."""
"Little does this young woman in the house behind mine who just closed the curtains know that it was the curtains I was looking at."
"What did Ava Braun say to Adolf Hitler? I love you so much, my head could explode!"
"What do you call a redditor in the restroom? A shitposter."
"""No! Don't go into the church! Nooo!"" ""Honey, what movie are you watching?"" ""Our wedding video."""
"An undertaker and a snake If an undertaker and a snake got married, what would there towels say? Hissss and Hearse"