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Joke of the Day
"Sorry, I just got your text. Do you still need a ride to the ER?"
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"Grandson convinced his grandmother to make an email account. Grandson: Look, Grandma. Somebody already sent you an email. *(Click)* Grandmother: Why would I want to enlarge my penis?"
"What's a dragon's favorite snack? A firecracker!"
"I just realized why my dogs are afraid of thunder. They don't have any balls."
"What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common? In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out."
"when is it OK to spit a mexican woman in the face? when her stache is on fire!"
"What is jewish Pokemontrainer called? Ash"
"Me: What do you think of my tweets? Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say? Wife: You're consistent."
"Did you hear that the World Hokey Pokey Champion has died? At the undertakers, they were putting him into the coffin. They got his left leg in. That's when the trouble started..."
"Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra? Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!"