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Joke of the Day
"I just realized why my dogs are afraid of thunder. They don't have any balls."
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"Not every badly unkempt guy is homeless It could well be that he lives with 3 females and only 1 bathroom."
"What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume? Give him the sheet music."
"What's six feet tall, black and screaming? Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron."
"Guys, I know Michael Jordan very well... .. He just doesn't know me."
"What is brown and sticky? Michael J Fox opening a can of coke"
"Marry someone who loves Hawaiian pizza so you can just get your own good tasting pizza all to yourself."
"Do Not Be Racist ..... Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew"
"""SURPRISE!!!!"" - Every girl with drawn-on eyebrows."
"Can I borrow your G-String? Mine broke... said one guitarist to the other"