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Joke of the Day
"I just realized why my dogs are afraid of thunder. They don't have any balls."
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"What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini."
"I don't know why China wants to continue the One China policy... I mean, the One Child policy didn't turn out too well."
"How many men does it take to open a can of beer? None. It should be open by the time she brings it to the couch."
"Ferguson jokes... Are always a riot."
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Walter White."" Of course."
"Gaining Weight? ...It's a piece of cake!"
"You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard."
"Kinky is when you bring a feather into the bedroom. Perverted is when you bring the whole chicken."
"If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef."