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Joke of the Day

"What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common? In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out."

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"Once you hit the speed of light... Once you hit the speed of light, you have infinite mass. So you know what? That's my problem: I'm not fat, I'm fast."
"What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken, eggs don't cum."
"Made yah look."
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"If I could have any superpower It would be Cold War Russia"