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Joke of the Day
"Why are there commercials for milk? Who still doesn't know about milk?"
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"A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number."
"Went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and I only spent $9,000.00"
"A man came up to me and said, ""Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry."" I said, ""That is very annoying."" He said, ""Well I can only apologise."""
"Why did the chicken cross the road To get too the other side lmao memeboi"
"Pity Poor Peter I feel sorry for my friend Peter. His hair's a mess. His family's nuts. His neighbor's an asshole. On bad days, his girlfriend's a c---. And his owner beats him. EDIT: Punctuation."
"gas pump: do you want a receipt? Y/N me: *presses yes* gas pump: me: *pressing harder* YES gas pump: lol nope"
"What do you call a Mexican fighter pilot? Air Force Juan."
"On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky... how much do you like kids?... Somewhere around a Ronald McDonald, I pretend to like them but slowly kill them with diabetes"
"A cop pulled me over and said 'papers' I said 'scissors' and drove off. I win."