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Joke of the Day
"My uncle Paul does great bird impressions, He eats worms."
Next Joke
"Jimmy how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more mom. It's empty."
"What's your favorite genre of music? ""Not Metal."""
"What's the best time to go to the dentist? 2:30."
"Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing? because he doesn't want to be spotted"
"You don't need a hunting licence if you shoot a turkey and plant a very small gun on him."
"What did Mohammed eat? His dates."
"I masturbate with soap Just thought I'd come clean"
"Why did the kid only water half the lawn? Because there was a 50% chance of rain"
"Stumbled upon my sister's porn while on the family computer That's the last time I google her name..."