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Joke of the Day
"My uncle Paul does great bird impressions, He eats worms."
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"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Mr Smith? Mr Smith went to Washington"
"bleakest Russian joke i know ""children! Your father hanged himself for some peace and quiet, not so you could have a swing-set!"""
"Did you hear about Brussels? Looks like we'll be short on sprouts this year..."
"A three legged dog Walks into a bar, sits down and says im looking for the man that shot my paw."
"Let's all meet at BP headquarters and pee in their lobby."
"What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician? I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones"
"Two in one people are Siamese."
"Why don't gay jokes ever get old? Because they get AIDS and die."
"What is the derivative of 151? Poke(dx)"