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Joke of the Day
"So there we were, 5 against a 100... man, did we fuck those 5 up."
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"Why are Ford cars so popular? Because they are affordable."
"Wanna hear my favorite 4/20 joke? Heh... what?"
"How can you tell a dog is a cool dog? It swags its tail."
"With Instagram's new video function, we will now be able to hear the quacks from all the duck faces."
"I just learned that embalmers insert butt plugs into corpses to prevent leakage.... So now I know why zombies walk like they do."
"What the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it dies."
"What is a pirate's favorite drink? The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)"
"I always dream about her every morning ""because i usually sleep in morning classes"""
"Dave walks on a Sandi beach and says Hey it's me! lol gets me every time."