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Joke of the Day
"Why are Ford cars so popular? Because they are affordable."
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"I never knew the word ""mom"" could even have 7 syllables until I had kids."
"My therapist asked me to stop wanking. I asked how long i should stop for... He said at least until i left his office"
"Apparently when your wife asks you to get your toddler off your bed she doesn't mean knock him off with a pillow"
"Which is heavier: a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks? Depends on which weigh you think about it"
"Say what you will about Fidel Castro, at least he didn't use a private email server."
"I refuse to dance to any song that tells me how to dance in the lyrics"
"how did the ghost get to the hospital? in the amBOOlance"
"I'm home alone eating donuts and listening to Journey. I think I can stop believin' now."
"She'll be coming around the Mountain when she comes. - Mountain bragging."