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Joke of the Day
"Give me the best quality TV commercial I can get for $47! -Attorneys"
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"Kraft Foods, Inc. has moved their headquarters to Tel Aviv They're changing their name to Cheeses of Nazareth."
"I have no idea how the cavemen could afford to eat paleo."
"[roulette] ME: [slaps table] 50 on red CROUPIER: Sir that is 50 pictures of Celine Dion ME: Yes and if I win [grabs him] you owe me 50 more"
"What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him? ""Get off me, homes"""
"why do queens play poker in the bathroom? so they'll always get a royal flush"
"Swim swim swim breach surface fly through air catch seagull swim nom nom nom swim swim"
"What's with girls having weird names nowadays? I recently slept with a girl and after sex she was like ""I'm Fifteen"" I was like that's nice I'm Daniel."
"What do you call a nut? What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? My dick in your mouth"
"No punchline needed. Did you hear Micheal J Fox got a new job working as James Bond bartender....."