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Joke of the Day

"No punchline needed. Did you hear Micheal J Fox got a new job working as James Bond bartender....."

"Whenever someone talks to me, I freak out because I forget people can see me."

"What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!"

"When complaining of a stomach ache, you don't really need to point to it or pat it gently. People pretty much know where the stomach is."

"A penis walked into a private club. Thank God he was a member."

"Who is the only person to get 15 Million dollars from a Nigerian prince? Hillary Clinton."

"I love pussy, It's the cunt around it I cant stand"

"What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring? Stew."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Cold dark and bitter."

"Right about now, family members all over the country are realizing the Starbucks cards I gave them for Christmas are empty."